Top One-Liner Nigger Jokes

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I have assembled this list of fine one-liner nigger jokes. I hope that you guys enjoy them.

Q: Two nigger guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?

Q: A nigger guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who’s driving? nigger
A: The cop!

Q: Why are nigger peoples nostrils so big?
A: Because that’s what God held them by when he was painting them.

Q: What do you get if you search for babboon in dictionary?
A: You get a picture of Robert Mugabe.

Q: What is nigger, purple,and yellow?
A: A nigger person goin to church.

Q: How do they make roads in South Africa?
A: They make the nigger people lay down and have every other one smile.

Q: What do you call a nigger guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.

Q: How can you tell a nigger person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

Q: Why are there more nigger folk then Indians?
A: Because we haven’t played Cowboys and nigger folk yet!

Q: How do you break up the “Million Man March”?
A: Fly overhead with helicopters and drop job applications.

Q: Why did the nigger man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?
A: He said: “If I’ze gonna be im-po-tent, I wanna looks im-po-tant.”

Q: What do they do with niggers after they die?
A: Gut them and use them as wetsuits.

Q: What does it mean when you see a bunch of niggers running in one direction?
A: Jail break

Q: What do you call 4 nigger guys in a car?
A: Tinted windows.

Q: Why are nigger ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.

Q: What do u call 1,000 nigger people on a plane back to Africa?
A: A good start.

Q: Why are all nigger people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Q: What’s long and hard on a niggerman?
A: The first grade.

Q: What do you call a bunch of niggers falling down a hill?
A: A mudslide .

Q: What did the nigger kid get for christmas?
A: Your T.V

Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be nigger?
A: Vinegar!

Q: What does NAACP stand for?
A: National Association of Apes Called People

Q: What do you call a nigger guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner

Q: What travels at 200km’s a hour?
A: A nigger man hearing a dollar drop to the ground.

Q: What does a nigger person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don’t work and always take your money.

Q: What u call 10 nigger people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.

Q: What do you call one nigger on the moon?
A: Problem

Q: What do you call ten niggers on the moon?
A: Problems

Q: What do you call the entire nigger population on the moon?
A: Problem solved

Q: Why dont nigger women wear panties to picknics?
A: To keep the flies off the chicken.

Q: What’s faster then a nigger guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR

Q: Why wasnt there any niggers in the flintstones?
A: Because they were still monkeys.

Q: Why don’t nigger kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.

Q: What do you call a bunch of nigger kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.

Q: What do you call a group of nigger people.
A: An auction

Q: Why dont niggers celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.

Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white?
A: Alive

Q: What are three things you can’t give a nigger person?
A: A nigger eye, a fat lip and a job.

Q: Why do nigger people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.

Q: Why did God give nigger guy’s big dicks?
A: He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads.

Q: Why are nigger women like bicycles?
A: They give out free rides

Q: Ever hear about the nigger man who went to college?
A: Neither Have I.

Q: Why do nigger men have bigger penises than white men?
A: Because as kids white men had toys to play with.

Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a nigger guys funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.

Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers used to buy us.

Q: What do you do when you see a nigger man with half a face?
A: Stop laughing and reload.

Q: What’s the difference between bigfoot and a hard working nigger man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted

Q: How many niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 2 one to screw it in the other to drive the pink caddilac

Q: What do you call a nigger man on a stick?
A: A tootsie roll pop

Q: Why are niggers so fast?
A: From running from the cops.

Q: Whats the difference between a nigger and tires?
A: When you put chains on tires they dont sing

Q: Did you hear about the nigger who died yesterday on Rt. 80?
A: He stuck his head out of the window at 100 mph and his lips beat him to death!

Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world?
A: Because everyone hates the nigger ones.

Q: How do you hide something from a nigger Man?
A: Put it in a book.

Q: What’s the difference between a nigger guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline

Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the street and a dead nigger guy in the street?
A: There’s swerve marks in front of the dog

Q: Why are nigger peoples hands white?
A: Because there always leening up aganst cop cars.

Q: What is the diffrence between a nigger guy and a pizza
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: Whats the difference between a nigger guy and a pothole?

A: You swerve around the pothole.

Q: What happened to the 5 nigger guys that drove off a cliff in a cady?
A: Who gives a shit!!

Q: What do you call 400 nigger people swiming in a river?
A: An oil spill

Q: Why was the nigger baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting

Q: What is nigger white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A nigger man and a segal fighting over a carp

Q: What do you call 9 nigger guys hanging in a tree???
A: An alabama windchime

Q: How many nigger people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?

Q: Why can’t nigger’s,live in the country side.
A: There’s no street corners.

Q: Why can’t nigger people spell.
A: Because there nigger.

Q: How do you starve a negro to death?
A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Q: How do you kill 50 flys?
A: Hit a somailen in the face with a shovel

Q: What do you get if you cross an afro with a nigger?
A: A microphone.

Q: Why Do niggers Hate Country?
A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister

Q: Why don’t nigger people like asprin?
A: They have to pick through cotton to get to them

Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?
A: Cuz hes nigger

Q: What does FUBU stand for?
A: Farmers Used to Beat Us

Q: What do you call a nigger man at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Polution

Q: What do you call all the nigger people at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Solution

Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the nigger people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Q: Whats yellow, nigger in the middle and funny?
A: A school bus full of niggers driving off a cliff

Q: What’s purple and chained to my front porch?
A: It’s my damn neigro and I’ll paint him any color I want to.

Q: What is it called when a nigger women is in labour?
A: Constipation

Q: Why Are nigger peoples hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position.

Q: A nigger guy and a spanish guy are in a car whos driving?
A: The cop

Q: How do you keep nigger youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk

Q: What do nigger lesbians have for breakfast?
A: Cocoa Muffs

Q: Whats the difference between a park bench and a nigger guy?
A: The park bench can support a family

Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.

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The Nigger With A Tattoo Dick Joke

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This guy was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his wifes name tattooed his dick. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when his dick got hard, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y.

Now they’re on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men’s room, this guy finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican nigger at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis.

“Excuse me,” he says, “but I couldn’t help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?”

“No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, “Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.'”

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