Donald Trump Panders to Black Lives Matter

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Co0e-ydWgAEEbcF copyApparently, Donald Trump needed to the folks at Black Lives Matter. I bet he didn’t take one bite of that greasy nasty fried chicken.

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Top One-Liner Nigger Jokes

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I have assembled this list of fine one-liner nigger jokes. I hope that you guys enjoy them.

Q: Two nigger guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?

Q: A nigger guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who’s driving? nigger
A: The cop!

Q: Why are nigger peoples nostrils so big?
A: Because that’s what God held them by when he was painting them.

Q: What do you get if you search for babboon in dictionary?
A: You get a picture of Robert Mugabe.

Q: What is nigger, purple,and yellow?
A: A nigger person goin to church.

Q: How do they make roads in South Africa?
A: They make the nigger people lay down and have every other one smile.

Q: What do you call a nigger guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.

Q: How can you tell a nigger person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

Q: Why are there more nigger folk then Indians?
A: Because we haven’t played Cowboys and nigger folk yet!

Q: How do you break up the “Million Man March”?
A: Fly overhead with helicopters and drop job applications.

Q: Why did the nigger man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?
A: He said: “If I’ze gonna be im-po-tent, I wanna looks im-po-tant.”

Q: What do they do with niggers after they die?
A: Gut them and use them as wetsuits.

Q: What does it mean when you see a bunch of niggers running in one direction?
A: Jail break

Q: What do you call 4 nigger guys in a car?
A: Tinted windows.

Q: Why are nigger ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.

Q: What do u call 1,000 nigger people on a plane back to Africa?
A: A good start.

Q: Why are all nigger people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Q: What’s long and hard on a niggerman?
A: The first grade.

Q: What do you call a bunch of niggers falling down a hill?
A: A mudslide .

Q: What did the nigger kid get for christmas?
A: Your T.V

Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be nigger?
A: Vinegar!

Q: What does NAACP stand for?
A: National Association of Apes Called People

Q: What do you call a nigger guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner

Q: What travels at 200km’s a hour?
A: A nigger man hearing a dollar drop to the ground.

Q: What does a nigger person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don’t work and always take your money.

Q: What u call 10 nigger people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.

Q: What do you call one nigger on the moon?
A: Problem

Q: What do you call ten niggers on the moon?
A: Problems

Q: What do you call the entire nigger population on the moon?
A: Problem solved

Q: Why dont nigger women wear panties to picknics?
A: To keep the flies off the chicken.

Q: What’s faster then a nigger guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR

Q: Why wasnt there any niggers in the flintstones?
A: Because they were still monkeys.

Q: Why don’t nigger kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.

Q: What do you call a bunch of nigger kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.

Q: What do you call a group of nigger people.
A: An auction

Q: Why dont niggers celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.

Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white?
A: Alive

Q: What are three things you can’t give a nigger person?
A: A nigger eye, a fat lip and a job.

Q: Why do nigger people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.

Q: Why did God give nigger guy’s big dicks?
A: He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads.

Q: Why are nigger women like bicycles?
A: They give out free rides

Q: Ever hear about the nigger man who went to college?
A: Neither Have I.

Q: Why do nigger men have bigger penises than white men?
A: Because as kids white men had toys to play with.

Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a nigger guys funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.

Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers used to buy us.

Q: What do you do when you see a nigger man with half a face?
A: Stop laughing and reload.

Q: What’s the difference between bigfoot and a hard working nigger man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted

Q: How many niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 2 one to screw it in the other to drive the pink caddilac

Q: What do you call a nigger man on a stick?
A: A tootsie roll pop

Q: Why are niggers so fast?
A: From running from the cops.

Q: Whats the difference between a nigger and tires?
A: When you put chains on tires they dont sing

Q: Did you hear about the nigger who died yesterday on Rt. 80?
A: He stuck his head out of the window at 100 mph and his lips beat him to death!

Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world?
A: Because everyone hates the nigger ones.

Q: How do you hide something from a nigger Man?
A: Put it in a book.

Q: What’s the difference between a nigger guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline

Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the street and a dead nigger guy in the street?
A: There’s swerve marks in front of the dog

Q: Why are nigger peoples hands white?
A: Because there always leening up aganst cop cars.

Q: What is the diffrence between a nigger guy and a pizza
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: Whats the difference between a nigger guy and a pothole?

A: You swerve around the pothole.

Q: What happened to the 5 nigger guys that drove off a cliff in a cady?
A: Who gives a shit!!

Q: What do you call 400 nigger people swiming in a river?
A: An oil spill

Q: Why was the nigger baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting

Q: What is nigger white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A nigger man and a segal fighting over a carp

Q: What do you call 9 nigger guys hanging in a tree???
A: An alabama windchime

Q: How many nigger people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?

Q: Why can’t nigger’s,live in the country side.
A: There’s no street corners.

Q: Why can’t nigger people spell.
A: Because there nigger.

Q: How do you starve a negro to death?
A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Q: How do you kill 50 flys?
A: Hit a somailen in the face with a shovel

Q: What do you get if you cross an afro with a nigger?
A: A microphone.

Q: Why Do niggers Hate Country?
A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister

Q: Why don’t nigger people like asprin?
A: They have to pick through cotton to get to them

Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?
A: Cuz hes nigger

Q: What does FUBU stand for?
A: Farmers Used to Beat Us

Q: What do you call a nigger man at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Polution

Q: What do you call all the nigger people at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Solution

Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the nigger people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Q: Whats yellow, nigger in the middle and funny?
A: A school bus full of niggers driving off a cliff

Q: What’s purple and chained to my front porch?
A: It’s my damn neigro and I’ll paint him any color I want to.

Q: What is it called when a nigger women is in labour?
A: Constipation

Q: Why Are nigger peoples hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position.

Q: A nigger guy and a spanish guy are in a car whos driving?
A: The cop

Q: How do you keep nigger youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk

Q: What do nigger lesbians have for breakfast?
A: Cocoa Muffs

Q: Whats the difference between a park bench and a nigger guy?
A: The park bench can support a family

Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.

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