The Nigger With A Tattoo Dick Joke

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This guy was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his wifes name tattooed his dick. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when his dick got hard, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y.

Now they’re on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men’s room, this guy finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican nigger at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis.

“Excuse me,” he says, “but I couldn’t help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?”

“No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, “Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.'”

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